THE TITANIUM TOASTER

2009

December 280
November 228
October 118
August 19
July 42
June 85
May 41
April
March
February
January

and with that

i’m off to sleep
Dec 19th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 19th
breakingyourheart: titanium-toaster: ...
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isotoldyouso: titanium-toaster: breakingyourheart: ...
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breakingyourheart: kneedeepinstatic: ...
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breakingyourheart: isotoldyouso: breakingyourheart: ...
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my grades for this semester:

sarasponda: titanium-toaster: sarasponda: titanium-toaster: Environmental Toxicology and...
Dec 19th

my grades for this semester:

sarasponda: titanium-toaster: Environmental Toxicology and Chemistry (one class): B Early...
Dec 19th
ever since i saw james bond do it, i’ve wanted to...
Dec 19th

titanium-toaster started following you

sarasponda: why thank you. :)
Dec 19th

so

i think there should be a satanism/atheist holiday add-on for my tumblr icon. they got santa,...
Dec 19th
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jesus with a double barrel shotgun shooting santa dead. and rudolph dead on the hood of a pickup?...
Dec 19th

my grades for this semester:

Environmental Toxicology and Chemistry (one class): B Early Modern Philosophy: B+ Pollution...
Dec 19th
mollytov: “Do you honestly in full seriousness condone the burning of churches? I’m just wondering...
Dec 19th
yeah. um, no.
Dec 19th
vom: euphoria-ljc: Coffee shop! DOES ANY ONE ELSE THINK...
Dec 19th
me as santa and with i want for xmas. (a giant pink...
Dec 19th
when chimps attack.
Dec 19th
vom: titanium-toaster: cantfuckwithit: KILL ME. ...
Dec 19th

HOLY CRAP: THE CLASS MADE IMPOSSIBLE...

vom: That’s my lowest grade. This rules. However, that means that no one will ever believe me...
Dec 19th
cantfuckwithit: KILL ME. hahaha i’mma do this to...
Dec 19th
suplindsay: eatdust: prettywreckless: -10 Things I...
Dec 19th
suplindsay: setyoursails: Lets get some bachelor frog up...
Dec 19th
Not quite as awesome as mine, but it is pretty cool. ...
Dec 19th
(via grayskymorning) shishkebab!
Dec 19th
suplindsay: animalsandmonsters: fuckyeahamateurs: (via...
Dec 19th
yyyeeeeeaaahh: (via merryhappy) my barista self just...
Dec 19th
mollytov: fencehopping: Sound advice. for fuck’s sake,...
Dec 18th
fucknotattoos: azizisbored Sub-fucking-zero
Dec 18th

FUCK NEVER SHOUT NEVER

i put “Cute Without the e” on a cd for my sister a long time ago. She just accused me...
Dec 18th
suplindsay: luvina: beautyandmadness: thedailywhat: ...
Dec 18th
it’s official. i hate him again. sorry for the...
Dec 18th
i downloaded because the song with eminem was a little...
Dec 18th
isotoldyouso: ...
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isotoldyouso: kimclit: steenajay: ...
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breakingyourheart: isotoldyouso: thedeathoftruespirit: ...
Dec 18th
(via cantfuckwithit) hahahaha what the hell.
Dec 18th
(via samuelfromtheshire)
Dec 18th
“After all, what is Wolverine? He’s an ugly looking dude with...”
— Tucker Stone (via...
Dec 18th
moshnaked: can i have someone like this, please? C: fuck...
Dec 18th
isotoldyouso: noriotgrrrlsallowed: princesquid: ...
Dec 18th
isotoldyouso: titanium-toaster: So Lil John and the...
Dec 18th
my favorite kind of cocktail.
Dec 18th
isotoldyouso: layylayy:sigynxvx:luxembourg:Destroy your...
Dec 18th

Sometime, I just wanna run around...

moshnaked: (via cabgrindpants)
Dec 18th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 18th
(via samuelfromtheshire)
Dec 18th
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to...”
— Hunter S. Thompson (via...
Dec 18th

I WAS SEARCHING FOR "WHAT ANIMAL KILLS...

and i found this in a forum: “Dude, you may not get a definitive answer on this. Since I have...
Dec 18th
(via samuelfromtheshire) hippos kill more humans every year...
Dec 18th
(via intoxicatedrats) i love purple.
Dec 18th

I love when people

moshnaked: jinnu: notesandboats: neekaisweird: -hold open the door for me. -say my name. ...
Dec 17th
(via moshnaked)
Dec 17th
“Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or...”
— Malcolm X (via fyeahsocialism)
Dec 17th
(via grayskymorning)
Dec 17th
So Lil John and the founder of Element Skateboards were in a...
Dec 17th
suplindsay: (via animalsandmonsters) hahahaha
Dec 17th
(via samuelfromtheshire)
Dec 17th
fucknotattoos: Protip: Don’t Use This for Your Match.com...
Dec 17th
brittanyorange: christinenicole: (via ilovecharts)
Dec 17th
MAKE IT COUNT - the history of Element
Dec 17th

I am the only person i can always depend...

and i hate that.
Dec 17th

too much cutesy love!

enough!
Dec 17th

i'm not mediocre

i’m mediokra!
Dec 17th
did i mention i have every deadpool comic up till 2007 on my...
Dec 17th
(via canfuckwithit) the fucking man.
Dec 17th
I love wolverine. But Deadpool… he is my savior.
Dec 17th
comicbooks: Wolvie says…. by Sean Galloway Milk is good...
Dec 17th

i won't give up

if you don’t give up
Dec 17th
Warch Watch
YOUTH IN REVOLT new Michael Cera movie.
Dec 17th
“i wanna hate you so bad but i can’t stop this anymore than you can”
Dec 17th
breakingyourheart: vom: titanium-toaster: currently...
Dec 17th
cierarose: offwithitshead: lol “RAWR EYE EET...
Dec 17th
Warch Watch
IRON MAN 2 TRAILER SO BADASS FUCKING WAR MACHINE IS THE SHIT
Dec 17th
xxemmziieexx: titanium-toaster: HEY EMILY cheers to the...
Dec 17th
currently downloading. so stoked.
Dec 17th
HEY EMILY cheers to the end of the semester! :)
Dec 17th

GHEY

blindromance: faraa:      A - Available: yes. B - Best Friend: myself. C - Crush: myself. D -...
Dec 16th

IF YOU ARE UNDER 18

then don’t post pictures in your underwear i do not want to see softcore child porn thanks ...
Dec 16th
Listen Listen
Danger Mouse and Jemini - The Only One Damn you Danger Mouse, how are you so amazing?
Dec 16th
rachell: (via ylizabeth) i support this. i repeat: macs...
Dec 16th
Warch Watch
he finds himself so clever. but he’s just a dumbass.
Dec 16th
Warch Watch
Glassjaw - Ape Dos Mil live
Dec 16th
mollytov: staff: The Tumblr Backup app is ready for beta...
Dec 16th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 16th
(via fucknotattoos) haha oh god
Dec 16th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 16th
vom: GPOYW - I’m about to get fucked by an exam and I...
Dec 16th
leaveitbehind: vom: bunnysuit: ...
Dec 16th
suplindsay: animalsandmonsters: (via briannavw) fuck.
Dec 16th
moshnaked: frozenboy: heckyeahjesus: (via chloej) ...
Dec 16th

Fuck It: If I fail tomorrow, I fail.

vom: That does not mean I am not going to get up at 5 A.M. in attempts to make this not occur, ...
Dec 16th
Dec 16th

perplexity is today

goodnight
Dec 16th
Warch Watch
blindromance: mrjohnnygarde: tumblrisforfaggots: Someone sent this to me on formspring. I’m...
Dec 16th
fuckyeahtattoos: nathan kostechko.
Dec 16th
heartless-atbest: endofmarch: (via tigerlace) My...
Dec 16th
Warch Watch
Farmville rap from the Jay Leno show. Done by a student.
Dec 16th

NOW WHAT?

i’m perplexed
Dec 16th
HAHA Amazon ships 500 leaks of new lil wayne
Dec 16th

FUCK YESSSSSS

I just finished my online exam. SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? It mean’s I’m fucking...
Dec 16th
Listen Listen
Jimmy Eat World - Last Christmas
Dec 16th
Warch Watch
Doug - Season 1 - Episode 9
Dec 16th
suplindsay: (via fuckyeahfuckinggorgeous)
Dec 16th
my mom is making stuffed shells for dinner. i forgot what a...
Dec 16th
(via canfuckwithit) lemme take a drag.
Dec 16th
xmeganxcutshair: Balls! I broke a ring at work tonight. I might have to pay for it, if It’s unable...
Dec 16th

my roommate Andrew just saved my ass.

and then told me he loved me. hetero dude love is the best.
Dec 16th

my body is waging war upon itself.

vom: heartless-atbest: kneedeepinstatic: (via heartless-atbest) like a civil war? is the south...
Dec 16th
250 bucks. all i want for christmas is… a 9mm...
Dec 15th
kneedeepinstatic: titanium-toaster: breakingyourheart: kneedeepinstatic: vom: ...
Dec 15th
Finally made it to Alabama. Currently hanging out with my...
Dec 15th

Search Tumblr name on Google, Reblog...

blindromance: moshnaked: zomgbianca: kittylightning: monsterxmorrgie: elmowriteslove: ...
Dec 15th
breakingyourheart: kneedeepinstatic: vom: kneedeepinstatic: Amnesia’s a pretty word to speak...
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Warch Watch
lil wayne and eminem - drop the world and confidence is a stain they can’t wipe off
Dec 15th
(via intoxicatedrats) typical bear convo
Dec 15th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 15th
suplindsay: animalsandmonsters: katinkahendrix: (via...
Dec 15th

i am now in Alabama

hello again deep south.
Dec 15th

About to leave for Alabama

to visit the folks. two weeks of only family. good and bad.
Dec 15th

It's funny how

vom: racism isn’t even funny when it’s in the form of a joke. Ha. Ha. Ha. hahahahahahaha
Dec 15th
Listen Listen
vom: blackholevacation: sheshrimp: showerbeers:kelseymcardle:powerviolence: Circle Takes...
Dec 15th
Warch Watch
omg this is soooooo fun.
Dec 15th
the roommates. :)            (i still need to shave)
Dec 15th
this was me in high school. and the last one. sorry.
Dec 15th
looking at old pictures > school work
Dec 15th
wutz good.
Dec 15th
i love elephants, but not the camera.
Dec 15th
“we’re in troublr”
— accidental, but wonderful...
Dec 15th
(via vom) fail
Dec 14th
(via blindromance)
Dec 14th
i love when strike gently makes fun of bad bands. (ex: all...
Dec 14th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 14th
(via shanexcore)
Dec 14th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 14th
mollytov: WHO vs. WHOM learn it, live it, love it.
Dec 14th
suplindsay: (via fuckyeahhappy)
Dec 14th
(via explodingdog)
Dec 14th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 14th

$85.50

blindromance: faraa: drealove: blackdutchess: ...
Dec 14th
close up
Dec 14th
the most adorable Asian baby. being raised by two gay men. ...
Dec 14th
this show is pretty good so far
Dec 14th

Sexual Intercourse

until you’re too sore to walk move.
Dec 14th
suplindsay: (via animalsandmonsters) i like speed.
Dec 14th
(via blindromance)
Dec 14th
caitlinelizabethwhite: fuckyeahslightlyamusing: ...
Dec 14th
caitlinelizabethwhite: titanium-toaster: me need 2...
Dec 14th
Warch Watch
isotoldyouso: This guy gets fucked when he tries to spy on a girl. Dirty perv. Make sure you...
Dec 14th
ehrikkke: holy shit…
Dec 14th
mollytov: (via redsuspenders) HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Dec 14th
brittanyorange: stras: bethlehems: (via synecdoche) I...
Dec 14th
heartless-atbest: the art nerd in me just died a litle. i...
Dec 14th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 14th
(via intoxicatedrats)
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Dec 14th
intoxicatedrats: <33
Dec 14th
(via intoxicatedrats)
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(via intoxicatedrats)
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Listen Listen
okayobsolete: Bright Eyes - “First Day of My Life”
Dec 14th
(via intoxicatedrats)
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(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 14th
intoxicatedrats: jessdeacon: poopingisanactofnature: ...
Dec 14th
blindromance: bellemort:scarymansion:digitalbath:(via...
Dec 14th
(via blindromance)
Dec 14th
suplindsay: lovestruckliar: iniiit
Dec 14th
vom: Hey girl, have my babies, won’t you?
Dec 14th
Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can...
Dec 11th
yyyeeeeeaaahh: (via likeneelyohara) for you lady...
Dec 11th
look at this goober. :)
Dec 11th
i found this outside my door today. hello winter.
Dec 11th
vom: Wow. steam punx
Dec 11th
me need 2 shave.
Dec 11th
vom: The “My Dream Girl Doesn’t Exist Mix” My ex gave me...
Dec 11th
mollytov: (via mermaidsareflying) WANT my life will be...
Dec 11th
yyyeeeeeaaahh: (via merryhappy)
Dec 11th
yyyeeeeeaaahh: thedailywhat:
Dec 11th
blindromance: I lol’d >:
Dec 11th
vom: hateplow: clintisiceman: thebrownshaun: ...
Dec 11th
isotoldyouso: (via br0d0wn)
Dec 11th
“…The hard way I knew was the red steel lattice...
Dec 10th
(via rachell)
Dec 10th
caitlinelizabethwhite: (via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
breakingyourheart: sarasponda: so at first this was super irritating… but it’s hypnotizing with...
Dec 10th
brittanyorange: (via christinenicole)
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
the aliens are here. i hope they are nice.
Dec 10th
suplindsay: (via whathappenedhere)
Dec 10th

I've got to be honest with myself, I...

vom: 2 years younger? Love it. you just like people that match your maturity level. :)
Dec 10th

CAP'N JAZZ/OWLS REUNION CONFIRMED BY SAM...

vom: hateplow: caitygee: thebrownshaun: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I just came. i say HA to...
Dec 10th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 10th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 10th
mollytov: (via -staycold)
Dec 9th
isotoldyouso: ...
Dec 9th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 9th

i'm going to sabotage the christmas play...

kneedeepinstatic: so they think i’m a loose cannon and don’t ask me to participate again, EVER! ...
Dec 9th
(via somalyisdead)
Dec 9th
PEOPLE! THIS IS REALLY AWESOME! ...
Dec 9th
mollytov: lostxboy: redarmada: 7evan: Everything i...
Dec 9th
mollytov: (via clavicula) fuck peace…
Dec 9th
CAP'N JAZZ HAVE REUNITED!
Dec 9th
(via amorpropexx)
Dec 9th
blindromance: (via.tiresome) ugh. i want to die, atm....
Dec 9th
suplindsay: This photographer tied themself up and flung...
Dec 8th
suplindsay: My friends
Dec 8th
suplindsay: ridexfixed: snavessor: nakedbones: ...
Dec 8th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 8th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 8th

bummer time

xmeganxcutshair: I’m single again. But at least I saw it coming. you don’t need a man!
Dec 8th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
creed from the office - “rubber tree’
Dec 8th
intoxicatedrats: burnburnburn: blindromance: ...
Dec 8th
isotoldyouso: (via wakelift) hard at work since ‘99.
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
tiger’s 7 mistresses yeah boi
Dec 7th
haha if i had enough dollars i would send every single one...
Dec 7th
isotoldyouso: (via chvnx) Hunter/gatherer society was way...
Dec 7th

(780): girl in front of me at starbucks...

heartless-atbest: thank god i only have one. i work a million hours this week. but hey, at least...
Dec 7th
caitlinelizabethwhite: movieoftheday: Danny: So I guess...
Dec 7th
suplindsay: YESSS
Dec 7th
Listen Listen
The Stryder - “King of Coronas” haha man nostalgia this brings back middle school
Dec 6th
isotoldyouso: chvnx: Marvel Vs. DC If you read comics...
Dec 6th
(via somalyisdead)
Dec 6th
mollytov: (via ailan)
Dec 6th
breakingyourheart: After tribulations and misery.  You are...
Dec 6th
rachell: David Blaine, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey...
Dec 6th
suplindsay: ghastly: cavesoflilith: (via...
Dec 6th
LYKE TRY MY FORMSPRUNG LOLZ
Dec 5th

i need a new companion

not a lover what a dirty word
Dec 5th
(via blindromance)
Dec 5th

we aren't in love or dating

so why do you expect me to act like it?
Dec 5th

you don't get it

you don’t learn
Dec 5th

my girl jeans fit again

the flu: one of the least pleasant but most effective ways to lose weight.
Dec 4th
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 4th
mollytov: (via charliedelta) the one on the left looks...
Dec 4th
My name is Nathan Younger and I love myself. (Today I got...
Dec 4th
blindromance: thisiswhyyourefat: Chipwich on a Stick ...
Dec 4th

Congratulations you little douchebag

Dec 4th

Good luck you little douchebag

Dec 4th
fuckyeahtattoos: for all you long lived coheed and cambria...
Dec 4th
fuckyeahtattoos: The King of Swords with St. Michael by...
Dec 4th
Warch Watch
gerbils and anus fires
Dec 4th
blindromance: uhhlaurenyeah:devaaani:(via monroeville)
Dec 4th
isotoldyouso: kneedeepinstatic: heartless-atbest: ...
Dec 4th

i am not harmless

but i am harmful
Dec 4th
(via xxemmziieexx)
Dec 4th

i have so many meds

but what i really want is some sexual healing
Dec 4th
how about we don't send another 30000 troops?
Dec 4th

I have so much to do

caitlinelizabethwhite: titanium-toaster: and so little motivation to do it Me too. I live on...
Dec 3rd

I have so much to do

and so little motivation to do it
Dec 3rd
intoxicatedrats: kelseyis420: sureee: ipoodbaby: ...
Dec 3rd
intoxicatedrats: (via mrjohnnygarde)
Dec 3rd
(via intoxicatedrats)
Dec 3rd

I try to help someone out

when i’m still not over the flu and this is the thanks i get i haven’t forgotten the...
Dec 3rd
shanexcore
Dec 3rd
blindromance: (via thelovelybones) wantt *-*
Dec 3rd

First record:

isotoldyouso: punkrockhepburn: caitygee: theangryprojectionist: doublejack: ...
Dec 3rd
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xmeganxcutshair: isotoldyouso: GPOYW-...
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
xmeganxcutshair: titanium-toaster: vom: ...
Dec 3rd
vom: leaveitbehind: GPOYW - pulling my hair out and...
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
vom: hateplow: sheshrimp: showerbeers: Circle Takes the Square - In the Nervous Light of...
Dec 3rd
(via shanexcore)
Dec 3rd
GPOYW-swine flu edition
Dec 2nd

i have the H1N1

and my fever yesterday hit 103.0 and it’s 75 in my house, but i’m shivering i feel so...
Dec 2nd
Listen Listen
vom: Poison the Well - “Nerdy” Fuck this song makes my heart sore. yep
Dec 2nd

SEX:

the only thing that the opposite gender is really good for. i’m not being sexist. this goes...
Dec 1st

that was serious

this is over
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it's back up

and this time don’t expect it to lower.
Dec 1st
intoxicatedrats: blindromance: (via bittenbysharks) LOL...
Dec 1st